Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.
Quick story. So, we live in New York City; a liberal bastion. Recently, we sent a correspondent and a producer to a building in this liberal bastion, where we were going to tape an interview. The producer, white, dressed in what can only be described as homeless elf attire and a pretty strong five-o’clock-from-the-previous-week shadow, strode confidently into the building, preceding our humble correspondent, a gentleman of color, dressed resplendently in a tailored suit. Who do you think was stopped? Let me give you a hint: the black guy. And that shit happens all the time. All of it. Race is there and it is a constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up